Didn't quiiiite have my first cut, depending on definition

I was most surprised today when my buddy said I had a nick under my chin this afternoon. Looked in a nearby rearview mirror and, sure enough, small line segment of dried blood. And yet, this morning when shaving, I saw no pink. Not even a glimmer. So I got home, licked my finger, and rubbed the cut. Immediately there was just skin showing. Skin that had clearly been "almost" cut through, and enough to have severed a capillary or three (enough to dribble some blood out over time). So I'm not counting it as a genuine slice. If there's no pink in the shaving cream; doesn't count. Therefore - week two and still slash-free.

I used to get those "near cuts" at the corner of my mouth a lot....they wouldn't show till hours after the shave. Don't know what I was doing wrong, but they stopped happening over time.

I got one of those by my sideburns a week or so ago. Don't remember doing it, but noticed it in the mirror the next day........unless aliens are shaving me at night when they abduct me!!!