Originally Posted by
MisterMoo
When I take the time I am getting right near to just right. I went and saw Womble the (78 year old) barber the other day. I'm 62 and he calls me, "Sonny."
He asked "How you been getting along with trying to slit your throat?" and did a smug chuckle. I told him "I think I'm doing pretty well, Mr. Womble, thanks."
In a flash that mean old bastage stuck out the backside of his index finger and lightly swiped it down along the underside of my jawline, made a regular Womble squinty face and said, "You still have a ways to go, Sonny. Heh heh heh."
Four months of diligent shaving, sweating the details, does not pass the Womble test. Keep at it, Sonny.