I think I'm losing it! My beard is more frightened of my Feather than I am!

I think that I am in need of therapy. Thoughts are occuring to me that are worrying me. I caught myself daydreaming that my beard is more frightened of my Feather straight razor than I am! I believe that this kind of thinking is insane. But really, with no effort the Feather shaves me so close I think that my beard hides from it in my skin! I posted the shave in "Shave of the Day" but I just had to say something about it here. And no nicks, weepers NOTHING, WOW what a trip!!! :y

So, you mean to tell me I might go nuts as a result of using a straight razor? I thought the reason I wanted to use a straight razor was because I was already nuts! :cry:
Fortunately, no one will be able to tell the difference if I lose it a little more...