no facial hair to shave......

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10-19-2007, 06:51 PM
justchillin

no facial hair to shave......

I had a couple of minutes to spare this morning... So I decided to strop one of my razors.... after a few passes... I thought to myself.. I wish I could shave.. (I'd already shaved yesterday)... I looked at my hands and I saw some hair on my knuckles so I shaved the hairs off... Went back to stropping and I thought to myself again.. I wish I could shave.. At that point I glanced at the full length mirror that was mounted on the door and I saw these hairs on my chest area... Without thinking, I just started to shave a few hairs from my chest area. I then moved onto the left pec area and then onto the right pec area... After I was finished, I stood there and admired my work... Since the door's mounted on the door, I just realized that if someone opened the door while I was shaving, I would've had a razor embedded in my nipple...

That would've been one heck of a sight having to goto the emergency room with a razor embedded in my nipple...

Needless to say, I'll have to remember to lock the door when I'm shaving... You'll recognize me at the beach... I'm the one with hairless nipples...
10-19-2007, 07:01 PM
Friggin Joe

Hi. Was just doing a forum search for nipple and this came up.
I got a problem with a strop being on a door that loves to be swung open on me. Is there no privacy?
10-19-2007, 07:38 PM
Jimbo

Man, you're starting down a slippery slope there - first it's knuckles and nipples (no harm there...), then it moves to legs (cyclists do it, why not?).... finally you start thinking full Brazilian (or as we say in Australia, a sack and crack) - it'll all lead to tears, mark my words... :cry:

James.
10-19-2007, 09:59 PM
gugi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggin Joe

Hi. Was just doing a forum search for nipple and this came up.

my search was "sack 'n crack" :w
10-19-2007, 11:27 PM
WireBeard

Oy..........
10-20-2007, 02:53 AM
JoshEarl

Four posts, and we're already to this point... I'm just waiting to see how far this thread will slide... :D

Josh
10-20-2007, 03:18 AM
justchillin

I wasn't thinkin of doin the legs next... I might do my forearms next if my facial hair deosn't grow faster....
10-20-2007, 06:01 AM
Quick Orange

My left wrist looks kinda crazy. I'm not one of those bearish type guys, but I do have quite a bit of arm/wrist/hand hair. When I decide to test a razor, I've only got hairy wrists and hands on my right arm:w

I cleaned up my chest once- you know, it gets kinda crazy sometimes. The funny thing was though, it's not grown back where I trimmed it up. The hair has grown, but it's almost like I made a laser border.

The moral is, our facial hair should grow faster so we don't end up bored and looking like we fell in a vat of wax!
10-20-2007, 08:42 AM
OLD_SCHOOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Man, you're starting down a slippery slope there - first it's knuckles and nipples (no harm there...), then it moves to legs (cyclists do it, why not?).... finally you start thinking full Brazilian (or as we say in Australia, a sack and crack) - it'll all lead to tears, mark my words... :cry:

James.

Speaking from experience? :w ;)