^^ Wow, that sounds awesome, Barney! Maybe I can get my wife to say yes to that.
Thinking it would be kind of hot...:tu
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^^ Wow, that sounds awesome, Barney! Maybe I can get my wife to say yes to that.
Thinking it would be kind of hot...:tu
LOL.
It was a little too stressful to be hot that time ... Now you guys have brought back the memory (this was a couple of months ago) I might have to try again soon.
I need to work out the logistics a little better - too long out of the bath and all the hair has dried up, also she got a little cold sitting around in just the towel, but then the thought of her in the bath and slipping while I was shaving her was just :eek:
She was going to do it herself but she usually shaves in the bath and I was a little concerned over the wet hands, besides I've seen the carnage after she uses the venus.
Barney
I don't think, at least in the tub that we have, that she would be able to slip very easily if she was just lying back. Hmmm, now the thoughts are really cookin...
Calm ... lets keep this on topic ;)
This next bit is not directed at specifically at you cwrighta70 but more a general thought after seeing some of the threads that the ladies have participated in.
I know I'd at least like it if the few women we do have feel as comfortable as possible and if every thread involving women "degenerates" down to double entendre and male fantasy then I reckon that might put them off. Though they're on their own in the "project coochie razor" thread :D
A lot of forums tend to be male dominated and this one more than most (understandably) but as has been mentioned in another thread we're gentlemen and we should behave appropriately.
Barney
Well put, Barney.
Y'all are so sweet! .......I don't mind the " thoughts" or " hints" of extracurricular activity. And shoot, sometimes I've read some really funny things in this arena, it's just when it get a little to graphic that it makes me uncomfortable.
Ya know, like in the old days when you watched a movie and you "KNOW" they went in the bedroom to have sex, but you didn't see it.....lol.... But now, they just show everything. I kinda like having a little something left to the imagination.....a hint of possibility.
I guess what I'm trying to say, is I appreciate your Gentlemanly behavior......but afterall.....I like you because you're MEN.......;)
Soapmistress
Just for this post above, if I wasn't already married to the best woman this side of Mars, I would propose to you right on the spot!
So down to earth yet very sweet and dignified!
From our back and forth emails I always knew your husband was a lucky man but until this post, I didn't realize how lucky!
You know, growing up I could always tell when the sex scenes were going to take place.
They always happened as soon as my mum walked into the room.... :(
Yeah JMS... and think... you`d be the one asked to test out all those lovely new creations first.... I see you have alterior motives there... :rolleyes: ";"
You guys are great! I really appreciate the concern that some subject matter may "turn us off" to the forum, but it looks like you've got a good group of ladies here so far. I'm certainly proud to be the newer one amongst them. Just for the record, I have not once been offended since coming to SRP. Of course, I don't offend easily. Even the more racy jokes have elicited some heavy belly laughs from me. But I can't say thank you enough for considering that it may be taken any other way. When I began this thread, I never thought it would have gotten so much attention so fast, but again, you guys are great!
Thanks to all!
Please, please let Mama Bear and Colleen get married. Can you imagine the kind of soap their kids would produce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bow
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I think Mama Bear and I are past the age of child bearing.....chuckle, but what comes to my mind is ALLLLLLLL that soap that we would be making, and who would be doin the handyman chores :shrug: Like did y'all see the driveway with all that snow :eek:
Why we'd have to hire strong, handsome, young men to come out and lend a hand with things around the house.....
Soapmistress ;)
Hmmm, I'm getting a vision.........
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q...ebird/soap.jpg
Nooooo......I firmly believe that hard labor is young man's job. I "always" slow down for the "Men Working" signs....lol....
Those of you who are more mature would be petitioned to engage in a good game of scrabble.....and we'll drink wine ( or Mama Bears homemade BEER ) and talk about how it was when we were young.... :nj
Soapmistress
I'll be the one with the bullwhip, making sure the young men get their work done properly. ;)
M..u..s..t r..e..s..i..s..t :ziplip: (the closest smiley I could find to my gimp mask)
Doh ... failed.
Barney
My (ex?)step daughter learned to straight shave, in theory at least, while backpacking but she said she didn't like the noise of the balloons popping so didn't get much practice... until she came home and tried it out on poor old me. :eek:
Not that she persevered as she always said she was afraid of cutting me so she just cuts my hair now. At least she never cut my throat for cheating on her mother. :)
ok, this is getting way too thick to stay out of!
i will be the first volunteer. snow shovel, whip, women, home brew, fresh warm soaps, straights, women; I'm in!
OFFICIAL APP.
6'4, 26yo, strong as an ox and great with my hands. handy with tools too......:D will work for beatings! too far? what the hell, i'm a freak and proud of it! :nj
I can handle my tool very well and have often been complimented on my technique! And all I need is one of those lovely forum ladies to put the STRAPPING into this strapping young lad :y
Wel el el el.....wee doggies. I have waited ALLLLLLLL day long for someone for someone to top that....guess it ain't happ-nin ;) chuckle.....
I'll be brave and say I fibbed about the scrabble ( but not about the wine...lol ) I'm a terrible scrabble player and always have to use spell check and the dictionary.........I'm much better at chess ;)
I DO however like to shoot pool, and once upon time won a tournament or two in my day. SO see-in hows....me and Mama Bear are gonna get married. I think we should vote for a pool table. :tu
But I'm getting a little concerned......cuz where's Mama Bear :shrug:
Soapmistress
Don't take it personally Colleen.:( According to her site, Mama Bear is busy moving her shop. She is shut down through the end of the month. My guess is she is just too busy to check the forum. I'm sure it will be okay to go ahead and send out the invitations.;)
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Hahaha. Wow, wasn't expecting a post like this in the forum, then again i'm new here so I wasn't quite sure what to expect. Keep up the hilarity. Oh yeah, if you are in NYC as I am, they have a shaving shop midtown at Columbus Circle where on Fridays a woman comes in and gives free straight edge shaves, though there is a suggested tip of 10-30. I haven't done it yet but was thinking about giving it a whirl since I've only used a straight once maself. BUT That goes to show that there are some females still out there giving shaves. I'll try to make it there before I graduate and head back home.
TBH to me it sounds like a Cluedo crime...
"It was Mrs Hurley with the pool cue in the billiard room"...... :eek:
It just struck me, I've apparently been looking for my dream women in all the wrong placed. Who would have thought I would have found them on a straight razor forum!??!?!?!?! Wait, there's something intrinsically wrong with that statement :w