What brand of DE blades were you using? Maybe you cut up your face because you were holding it with a 10 foot pole instead of your hands:D In all seriousness though, it's pretty clear you haven't given the Shavette much of a chance. I imagine you probably used Walmart or Walgreens DE blades, in which case I understand where you're coming from. However, quality DE blades will give almost as good of a shave (or as good in some cases) as a regular straight.
I too disagree about the pasted strop being a long-term solution. It is likely a case of the frog slowly getting boiled to death. As the blade's edge degrades slowly, your face will get used to it until you use another razor that is truly sharp. I can shave straight from a 1200 grit hone. Hell, I can shave with my Ka-Bar. The difference between a well maintained, honed edge and a stropped edge is like going to town on a horse or in a car- they both get you to the same place, but the car probably got you there safer and faster.
If you're trying to save money and leave disposables behind, just get a decent, shave ready razor from a knowledgeable member here plus a good strop. It'll let you focus on your shaving and stropping technique without the added difficulty of honing. You'll be able to make it for quite a while before it needs honed again, and then you're usually only out $20.
If you're curious about the suitability of a razor in the classifieds, contact the seller. I'm certain they would be quite helpful with any questions you might have.