You should, it's SO MUCH FUN AT PARTIES!!! ;)
You know, I agree with you about shaving difficulty with hollows--there shouldn't be any. At least with a perfectly honed razor and perfect technique. But then, the only razors I've ever had that went through the coarsest hair on my face (the chin and upper lip--the hair there is much stiffer to the touch than anywhere else on my face) "the right way" are the Wapi you honed (thanks for that, by the way--amazing edge) and two of the Kawaguchi razors (one wedge and one full hollow). Everything else (including 2 professionally honed razors) seemed to have some trouble (here's an extra parenthetical just to keep the flow).
Of course my technique is not perfect, as I'm sure it never will be, and I would say that was the only trouble EXCEPT for the one hollow ground razor that swept through the hair like butter. Sooo...there's something there. I do believe that with improving technique, this will ease...but will it ever disappear? And why ONLY those areas, where the hair definitely feels different than on the rest of my face?
In the same vein, if hair coarseness doesn't make a difference, then at a certain interception of proficiency/sharpness (the Comfort Vector, I call it) then you shouldn't need any prep or lather to soften your bead either, just something to let the razor slide. Hair is hair, after all, and it's all a matter of technique.
I guess my point is, at what point do we say "It's ok to prefer wedges. Enjoy your smooth shave with that big boy, and don't worry about your problems with hollows unless you really want to," without telling people that they're letting the team down by not using absolutely perfect technique with every razor made? I mean, if the goal is to get comfortable, enjoyable shaves, then wedges seem to be able to deliver with less fuss than hollows. What's wrong with that?