Thanks for all the suggestions everyone, there's a few tricks and suggestions here like using plastic or thin metal like tin that I haven't tried, a few things just to clarify:
- Yes, I do a "hot towel shave"...as well as I can anyway, but the towel gets cold within seconds
- I have a scuttle that I fill with water, anything from hot from the tap to boiling from a kettle and let rest for a 1-2 minutes then soak the brush in hot water from the tap.
- Do i need a new brush or something? I have a Vie-Long Silvertip Badger, that I got for relatively cheap. It does NOT HOLD heat, AT ALL. Even if i BOIL THE BRUSH in water within the time it takes to pick up the brush and squeeze out the extra water, it's COLD. Not just warm, or lukewarm, or maybe warm... just plain COLD.
- It seems people have severely misunderstood my problem. My problem is that my house is INSANELY dry and cold, even in the bathroom it's frequently 30% humidity and 14C (57F). I ASSUME these may be similar to conditions encountered by people before central heating or proper indoor plumbing...I'm wondering if anyone has any suggestions to overcome them.
Note: I DO in fact have and use a scuttle, in the proper way it was meant to be used, to no avail. I wish for lather that is honestly anything but ICE COLD. I know about hot towel, which I do use all the time, and works in hotels, and my parents' houses when I'm staying over...none of this works in my house because of how insanely cold and dry it is here. Again - I have no issues when I shave literally anywhere else including hotels, my parents house etc, this is a unique situation that has to do with the bathroom in my house.