The rationalization of RAD
Razor #1: "If I get a straight razor, I'll never have to be a slave to Gillette again! Think of the money I'll save!"
Razor #2: "I need a backup razor, that way I can always have one if the other is out getting sharpened."
Razor #3: "I need a wedge."
Razor #4: "I'm good on razors, but this is a NOS Red Imp for under a hundred bucks. I'm practically making money on the deal."
Razor #5: "If I add just one more razor, I can rotate them and go longer between honing"
Razor #6: "I just need this one more razor to travel with. I don't have a travel razor yet."
Razor #7: "It's just so I can have a seven day set"
Razor #8: "French? I don't have a french razor yet. Just this last one."
Razor #45: "If I have them send it to work, SWMBO won't have to know"
Razor #1,588: "Hi. I'm an SRP mod."
Any ones I'm missing?