Never shave with a straight right after you finish day one of a new workout routine.
Fortunately, God gave me the good sense of a common houseplant and a fairly large lazy streak. As I stood there, noodle armed, thinking stropping sounded like a lot of work, it occurred to me: "This may not be the wisest time to place a sharp piece of steel on my face."
So, I have a bit more to shave tomorrow BEFORE I workout.