There is just so much hilarity in this thread. Thanks for some good laughs guys :)
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There is just so much hilarity in this thread. Thanks for some good laughs guys :)
You'll have to be feeling nuts to do it...
Okay.I gotta ask.people here have admitted to doing this freakin crazy Azz thing,WHY?
Lol, well, i do not know why I would admit to it but I know how it started. Freaking as it has been called 'hone mange' and a case of OCD. :gaah:Let me put it this way; I was BBS all over. Well except for the backside. :rofl2:
The only guys who "prefer" this look, are the ones trying to fool young girls into believing that, "there's more there than meets the eye !!"
John Wayne is rolling over in his grave right now.
But, if you must; I suggest this post shave routine;
Skip the septic stick and get yourself some of this;
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This may come in handy;
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...and for later in the night, while you think about what you just did;
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Funniest....Thread.....Of the YEAR.
You guys are killing me :rofl2:
Slick shaving soap + hoping to keep skin stretched while using a very sharp razor blade is just asking for a trip to the ER and having nurses uncontrollably laugh while stitching you up ;)
My wife and I both shave each other in these hard to reach areas :). A nice bonding experience. Plus, it got her in to straight razors now too after getting clean shaven down there. She said the exfoliation makes her more sensitive for the after shave fun too. You just have to be careful around the scrotum. I normally do that but it. But, like anything, it can be done with practice.
I have to disagree there. Lots of women prefer a man with at the very least less hair down there. I wouldn't use a straight though, wouldn't have the nerve. I have a female friend though who wants me to shave her, she likes how smooth my face gets and wants to see if I can do the same for her. I told her to wait a bit until I have more experience, just because I can shave my face without cutting myself doesn't mean I can do that without cutting her. It's a whole different animal. :)
I'd rather look like something out of an 18th century painting than risk my fun parts at the edge of my razor. Maybe I'm just a wimp tho.
Kurt
Ill stick to the disposables for this section.... and no way in hell would I let my wife get near my bits n pieces with a razor. Its hard enough to tell when shes upset with something I did and one mistake is the difference between a king and a queen.
Without the bush the tree looks taller. Or something like that.
Once my wife and I were at a hot springs pool, and I noticed that lots of the women there were staring at me. I assumed it was because I'd gotten fairly buff from working construction. My wife noticed it too, not that I was buff :-( but that I was attracting attention. "It's because you're so hairy," she said. Alas, probably true. Now the fun at the pool is seeing if there's any man there hairier than me. Seldom happens. Except once when a starving bear wandered in to rummage in the trash...
Good thing I'm too old to care.
I've managed to do this with a straight a couple of times.. But while my face isn't very sensitive to razor burn, I can tell you something else is!
This is the only reason my mach3 hasn't flown through the window yet, somehow it's easier on sir John..
After reading this thread I'm having flashbacks to training camp...:medvl:
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty
Or you could try this, read the reviews, very funny.
When you said to read the reviews I did not think they would be that funny. Also there is over 400 reviews! There is a ton of people buying this product! Becuase, if you think about it, I would say 1 in 5-8 people actually leave a review after purchasing a product (that statistic is my unsupported estimation), therefore there could be thousands of guys buying Veet.
That comes as quite a surprise. Plus that is just for the UK Amazon! There could be untold millions of men all over the world with silky smooth genital regions!
Gel Creme? Isn't that like... an oxymoron or contradiction or something???
Just use a frakking safety razor...you'll get the job done in a couple of minutes. Once I got my cut throat, the DE went on pubic duty. I've been doing it for many many years. Why you ask? Answer: there are bjs, and than there are bjs when you've got no hair down there.
I did use the cut throat once. It worked. No nicks. But it took forever, because of how cautious you have to be.
Bed Bath bn Beyond sells the Bic blades..cheap..work well..I used to go shave down there..my wife told me to stop..lol..she likes the bush..:dropjaw:
Personally, I feel like shaving everything bald is exclusively reserved for porn stars (aside from the "bag"). But that is just my opinion, I know many people that do shave everything, although not with a straight. If you do want to do it, I would just stick to the safer, more flat, areas. Trying to get in nooks and crannies could go wrong real fast.
@ every straight shaver who has not got the guts to use a straigt below the belt: have you ever worried you would shave your nose or ears off?