Cant say i am not Slightly jelous that i didnt get the 1,000th post, but i will survive :)
I am genuinely surprised at how popular this thread has become, but i am also very glad to have seen a different side to some of our membership, and of course not to mention all the threads we have saved from irreverence by these 1,000 plus posts being here and not out in the wild :)
Thanks to all who have contributed, made me laugh and realise i am not the only Silly sausage around here.
I ironed 3 shirts, sewed up a trouser pocket and polished my boots this evening.