When I'm buying a ham I like to call it 'ham.' When I am eating ham, I like to say, 'hay-umm.'
It turns out I'm not alone. On the ham forum, The Jowly Hamlet (TJH), I've found a few members that think alike on this. Pretty neat.
He's a man, he's a man crackerman, crackerman, he's a woman too
No one has or ever will sing this line again like SW.