I like fairs. A fair a day would be really cool. But then again maybe a fair every other day as it takes a day to recover after going to the fair.
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I like fairs. A fair a day would be really cool. But then again maybe a fair every other day as it takes a day to recover after going to the fair.
Renaissance Fairs make my scrotum shrink.
That's why everybody's running around in Tights anyhow.Quote:
Originally Posted by WW243
Bill..... you always give me a good laugh brother
Sometimes I wished I looked good enough to wear tight pants. Then I finish a whole frozen pizza and remember why I prefer pants with elastic waists.
Pounds of pepperoni consumed every year from pizza 252 million pounds
Annual pizza sale revenue $32 billion
Slices of pizza that are eaten each second 350 slices
Total number of pizzerias in the U.S. 70,000
Percent of independent pizzerias that make up all pizzerias 65%
Average number of slices of pieces of pizza eaten by a person every year 46 slices
Total number of pizza’s sold in the U.S. each year 3 billion
Total number of pizza’s sold worldwide each year 5 billion
Percent of all pizzerias that offer delivery 83%
Percent of Americans who prefer thin crust pizza 61%
Total number of pizzerias in the state of New York alone 9,000
Percent of Americans who eat at least one piece of pizza per month 93 %
I don't own tights or pants with elastic but have entertained the idea of suspenders recently..
I have a belt made of Moose hide that I recently have designated as a work belt after 10 years of wearing it 16 hours or more a day. The maker I bought it from has since died, :mad: so I made one out of Latigo hoping to reproduce the longevity. It had never entered my mind that I would have to break in a belt but when I hang the old one in the locker at work I notice that it is not straight and has formed itself to my body over the years.
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Originally Posted by Geezer
I love pizza !!!
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Now that's classic Hirlau !Quote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
Mine does that. Bought the belt hell maybe 15 years ago at least......Don't like the curves O my body. Not pretty. Comes from stuffing pizza down my tights and wearin a foil hat at the Ren Fair...................Don't laugh !! .....I shan't be mocked dangit !! Your all in this Govt. Plot I know it !!Quote:
Originally Posted by 32t
I didn't laugh and didn't see myself in a mirror but I think my reaction was more of a :dropjaw:
