I've got the meat sweats (American TV commercial joke).
I think it can be tempered with a tumblr of fine bourbon.
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I've got the meat sweats (American TV commercial joke).
I think it can be tempered with a tumblr of fine bourbon.
:beer1:
My family just left to our dinner that was suppose to be here but is now at my sons. Even though I am felling better they didn't want me around the new baby. I woke up from another nap with them yelling at each other. Somehow a piece of metal got into my wife's rear tire and they had to switch around vehicles. They couldn't put the food in the back of my truck because there is deer blood in the box. :eek: They left in two vehicles.
What a circus. How about a tarp in the back of the truck or even changing the tire?
It will do me good to get some fresh air so I am going out to change the tire now. It will take me all of ten minutes with a floor jack and air wrench. :rofl2:
Well I managed 2 dry farts on separate occasions last night, still not exactly right yet but seemingly safe to be away from a toilet for a while :)
glad that those of you who are feeling better feel better and to those that don't get well soon (or pretend you are contagious for as long as it takes to get all of your projects done, just don't forget to go to the loo every hour or so :))
TMI, TMI, TMI!
At least they weren't sharts - good to know you're making progress...
Back when I first joined this forum I never could have imagined all of the fascinating things I would read about from people on the other side of the planet.
Chocs?? They will loosen me quickly. Hmmmm!
I would like to try to wear Crocs but can't find any big enough.
I never can remember the difference between crocs and gators. Fortunately neither live near me.
Crocs have narrower noses. Maybe that is why my feet won't fit???
You'll have to wear Gators then. Oh wait...I heard you already do. :) :p
Mick
If you start wearing crocs then you'll start wearing sweat pants to go out, and from there you start wearing your PJ's to the store, probably stop shaving it just goes down hill from there- Get some lazy shoes with some style Like Olukai or maybe even Sanuk's would be classier than croc's
Nah, yer crocs. Speaking of which, the pair I bought 8 years ago when I first got to Australia have finally worn out, one of them has a hole on the sole.
to compound my footwear woes, tilly ate one of my favorite thongs (flip flops to you foreign johnnies) i had owned that pair for well over 10 years, i paid all of £1 or £2 for them in primark. I went down to the family room and tilly was sitting on the floor looking slightly trepidatious when she saw me looking at her surrounded by about 1/2 a square Metre of shredded footwear. Normally she doesn't do that either.
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besides when you are competing with this you can wear pretty much anything and still look more sophisticated
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Today I put one of my long underwear tops that is the newer Spandex type material with a Mossy Oak pattern and Orange thread at the seams. It matches my new baseball hat that is 1/2 Mossy Oak and 1/2 International Orange with a very distressed pattern that was a present from my son.
When I walked into the living room my daughter told my wife, "Marriage protection."
P.S. Blue jeans and Red Wing boots on the bottom half. [Hoping to stop Ed and Micks smart remarks!] :rofl2:
Yep, I'd say I been pipped at the post with that last sentence. Ed might come up with something though. Over to you Ed. ;)
Mick
Seems odd to mix camouflage and a distress colour in one package, i do have to say that the outfit sounds like a costume from the non existent redneck village person, particularly so if you have a Freddie mercuryesque moustache :)
Well apparently Deer are colour blind and 'distress signal, rescue me, I'm over here' orange appears the same as if you were wearing all camouflage...Or all hot pink I suppose. The bright orange colour is solely for other hunters to recognise you as a human, and not see you as a colour blind animal with a gun, dressed as a human. But I assume camo is more manly to wear than hot pink, and orange looks less like you've been shot than if you were wearing bright, lung blood, red. The next thing you need to do to make yourself hard to see to a deer, and every other critter in the woods, is to change your Shape, dull your Shine and break up your Silhouette and stink less like a human and Smell more like an animal. You need to get out more Ed...;)
Mick
You are correct Sir!
1 MINNESOTA STATUTES 2014 97B.071
Copyright © 2014 by the Revisor of Statutes, State of Minnesota. All Rights Reserved.
97B.071 BLAZE ORANGE REQUIREMENTS.
(a) Except as provided in rules adopted under paragraph (c), a person may not hunt or trap during the
open season where deer may be taken by firearms under applicable laws and ordinances, unless the visible
portion of the person's cap and outer clothing above the waist, excluding sleeves and gloves, is blaze orange.
Blaze orange includes a camouflage pattern of at least 50 percent blaze orange within each foot square. This
section does not apply to migratory waterfowl hunters on waters of this state or in a stationary shooting
location or to trappers on waters of this state.
(b) Except as provided in rules adopted under paragraph (c), and in addition to the requirement in
paragraph (a), a person may not take small game other than turkey, migratory birds, raccoons, and predators,
except while trapping, unless a visible portion of at least one article of the person's clothing above the waist
is blaze orange. This paragraph does not apply to a person when in a stationary location while hunting deer
by archery or when hunting small game by falconry.
(c) The commissioner may, by rule, prescribe an alternative color in cases where paragraph (a) or (b)
would violate the Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993, Public Law 103-141.
(d) A violation of paragraph (b) shall not result in a penalty, but is punishable only by a safety warning.
History: 1986 c 386 art 2 s 15; 1993 c 196 s 1; 1993 c 269 s 13; 1994 c 623 art 1 s 30; 1994 c 632 art
2 s 26; 1996 c 410 s 39; 2000 c 473 s 9; 2008 c 368 art 2 s 43; 2012 c 277 art 1 s 54
Out with the old :(
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In with the new :)
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Oopsy , I just broke wind . Happy New Year.";"
Ever stick a hot dog up yer nose ? It's enlightening !
No really it's hole filling hahahahah !