Make Cock A Leekie :tu
Cock-a-leekie soup | BBC Good Food
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Make Cock A Leekie :tu
Cock-a-leekie soup | BBC Good Food
My good friend and excellent wood worker 'Ski' just sent me this and I loved it! I hope all will enjoy!!
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Thanks, i have already hit up randy but he hasn't heard of the specific hone.
I thought Randy knew everything.......
Car Keys; PRICELESS!!
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:" I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice." Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted," I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
Welcome to the golden years...
The Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What?" At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
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Robot for sale.
Hey, she shouldn't feel bad . A couple of weeks ago I couldn't find my keys either, I raced around the house looking everywhere under the car seats, the couch, shaking pants I hadn't worn in weeks, I think we have all been at the point of looking for something in places that it couldn't be in right? Then it hit me....this car doesn't HAVE keys.....the stupid fob was in my back pocket. something like that makes you feel REAL smart.......
seeing as everyone else is resuscitating old threads all of a sudden I thought I might try to breath some life back into this one :) it was after all sired by me.
I recently had to move accommodation at work, there was me thinking I know that I have a few bulky items, but I don't really have that much stuff.
I was very wrong, app 2 large suitcases and more, plus a bike, washing basket, airing rack and a bloody heavy TV shelf thing I got made to put the TV in my room on, oh and my walking stick and little broom.
I am definitely getting rid of more stuff :)
and thats not even mentioning the stuff I have at work like tools, a tea pot, a china cup and saucer, teapoon, 2 boxes of loose leaf tea etc...
My collection of stuff is bigger than your collection of stuff!
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My daughter is moving 1750 miles. Other than her grandmas cedar chest full and a picture that I like that I told her we will store and bring when we visit. Who knows when??? If it doesn't fit in her car she will sell or get rid of it.
I kept what fit in my car or truck for many years but have been in my present house 27 plus years. I am thinking that I will wait until I die to move!:rofl2:
I just cleaned the drain from my laundry tub to the main line. A regular maintenance job every couple of years. A little awkward of a place to get to without moving the washer. I ran the air switch with the side of my head. The best part is I found 22 cents while under there!:rofl2:
For the most part, I sit in front of a computer for 8hrs a day. I spend a lot of time reading the threads on this site. it is amazing the various topics of conversation that go on here. almost every aspect of life! ...............if I only got paid more!:tu
I just received several pictures with Cartoon Quotes and such about why there isn't a 'Windows 9' I liked this one the best:
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Thanks Splashone :bow:
Ah, the destinkt of it all
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orangey-orange?
...........:rofl2: