could be worms , have your handler take you to the vet, and no nude nurses or nursing for at least the next 312 hours
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I wonder why my TB strops and razors have no market????
Tiny BLatter ,razors, stops oh my , Tiny blatter , razers, and strops oh my
tiny blatter would be the least
I got a load of used lather in my mouth the other day, whilst the consistency was quite appealing the taste wasn't quite so good, though not as awful as I was expecting
I put a rag in my mouth to stretch my skin to shave because I didn't want to stretch it with my hands & I couldn't even talk to the guy who was staring straight at me..........how rude of me.
I just span around on my office chair staring at the ceiling until I got really dizzy.
I was outside & I dropped something but as I was bending down to pick it up, I kicked it further away so I went after it & when I reached down to pick it up, I kicked it further away. I haven't gotten there yet. Where am I?
If he is a blonde we could then call him ditzy. Since I suspect he isn't he best would be to call him befuddled. That, or a mid life crisis has developed and he is in his childhood again.
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I just made this rather crude mould of my face using aluminium foil
Leave it on, it keeps aliens from tracking your location
Another roll of foil should fix that Edd
I would recommend holes for breathing.
put a coat hanger around your neck and go disguised as a pan of Jiffy-pop popcorn!
Anything man can build he can defeat....
a small handful of chocolate M&M's followed immediately by a good quality salt and vinegar crisp is very tasty.
Only on Thursday, Reverse the order on Monday and none in between.
Recently returned from vacation,, I gloated over the hotel embossed hotel toothbrushes & shampoo samples as I unpacked,,,:D
I suddenly couldn't breathe, as I remembered the strop I left on the hotel bathroom door,,:(
God does have a sense of humor,,,,
This hotel is on the other side of the planet,,, in a culture far, far, away,,,
I just saw the weirdest thing I have seen in a while, a caterpillar conga
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It's a good thought, but I spent a lot of my free time the first week there(Vietnam) looking for straight razor paraphernalia & came up empty handed. I even resorted to drawing a straight razor on paper to show people in the markets,,, only one very old lady recognized the straight razors,,, all the others kept handing me disposables.
I don't know of any of our members in Vietnam & by now, I'm sure it has moved on.
Probably beating a peasant worker with it
,,,,,,,:rofl2: now that ain't right,,,,,,,,,