Me too - I rode an Elephant once.
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If an Elephant's front legs are going 40 mph, What's his rear legs doing????
Not to swerve to the left fellas, but too bad this thread wasn't 3 years old and I could Necropost on it!
(BTW, any elephant doing 40 just got hit by a truck and its back legs are still twitching in a ditch...)