Quote:
This royal dome of kings, this shaven skull,
This head of majesty, this shining Orb,
This Eden's apple, polished-noggin,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against nit infestation and the hand of shampoo,
This happy breed of men, this little globe,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to the louse,
Against the envy of less happier heads,--
This blessed plot, this brow, this cranium, this bald noodle.
(with apologies to William Shakespeare).
