second oldest profession in the world...

Ok so it is generlly accepted that prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. I've heard various others vieing for second.I've heard Lawers, politics, and service (mostly from bartenders...).
What does everyone think? What is the second oldest profession in the wolrd? and Why? I'd love to hear people's opinions and see what everyone pulls out of their...imaginations :p

I'd say it's the clergy (in the shaman-form).. A good way to explain what we don't understand

Grave digger? :shrug:

Assuming we weren't cannibals.. Extreme recycling lol

I would say undertakers & grave diggers would be right up there. :)

Cheers
John

Sorry Mark you beat me to it.

Brown nosers.

Pimping...

James.

Lawyers...

they're only second because the hookers are more honest in dealing with their customers...

I'm going to go with.... drumroll..










you guessed it ! Hunting !! ";" Look a moose ! Shoot him !

I heard it was beer-brewing. :shrug: