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    Quote Originally Posted by celticcrusader View Post
    My harmless funny joke has been removed, I wonder why, I didn't realise I was posting on a North Korean Forum, If one more of my posts are removed, then I will be removing myself.
    I didn't think your joke was in poor taste, someone must be having a sense of humour failure.

    If it were my joke removed i would be on the lookout for a private message to explain why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celticcrusader View Post
    My harmless funny joke has been removed, I wonder why, I didn't realise I was posting on a North Korean Forum, If one more of my posts are removed, then I will be removing myself.
    Maybe because a man whom identifies themselves as a woman but shaves like a man but would get offended like a woman that a man could have such a fine set of mammory glands.
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    I thought it was clean Jamie. If that tee was wet, maybe not. But as it stood it was fine.
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    It had nothing to do with the Harrison Ford picture. it was the one with Biden again posted after a warning.

    Do you guys want to turn the clean jokes thread into a knock down drag out political brew ha like we have seen so many times in other threads?????

    I mean if you do just repost it as a stand alone thread and then stand by.

    No one is forced to be a member here. We don't have much in the way of requirements or rules. We just ask you to think before you post and remember this is a family rated site. Don't post something that will garner a sh**storm especially in our politically charged times unless it's a thread specifically started for that purpose so members opening up that thread know what to expect.
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    Hope Abe takes this the right way.

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    A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

    • Officer: May I see your driver's license?

    • Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    • Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

    • Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

    • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?

    • Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?

    • Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

    • Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?

    • Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

    • Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    • Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

    • Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?

    • Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

    • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    • Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

    • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.

    • Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

    • Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.

    • Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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    Now that's funny--I don't care who you are, that's funny!
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    Police officer walks up to a man and says, "This dog tells me that you are on drugs." Man replies, "I'm on drugs? You're the one who's talking to a dog."
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