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08-08-2015, 03:21 AM #91
You're losing your mind. I saw it running down the hall about 10 minutes ago.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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08-08-2015, 03:30 AM #92Senior Member
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I sent my conscious out to find my mind, but he didn't care.
Originally Posted by Geezer
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08-08-2015, 03:36 AM #93
You're not going to believe this, so I'm not going to tell you.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-08-2015, 03:40 AM #94Razor Vulture
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He's no pirate! E's a great thinker! Originally Posted by Hirlau
Tom, that Pirate of yours wouldn't have lasted a week on board ship,,,
"Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
I rest my case.
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08-08-2015, 04:37 AM #95Sharp as a spoon.
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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's butt.
Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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08-08-2015, 04:40 AM #96illegitimum non carborundum
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Just google images for bunny suicides!
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08-08-2015, 05:29 AM #97Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Geezer
Geezer, you must have gone to high school with Mosses because those jokes are just that old Originally Posted by Geezer
SRP. Where the Wits aren't always as sharp as the Razors
http://straightrazorplace.com/shaving-straight-razor/111719-i-hate-you-all.html
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08-08-2015, 09:03 AM #98
How do you get 4 elephants into a little red mini?
2 in the back and 2 in the frontBread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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08-08-2015, 10:06 AM #99
He needs a shave and some clean clothes.
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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08-08-2015, 12:24 PM #100Contains ingredients
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Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was despondent over the recent death of her husband and decided that she would just kill herself and join him in the hereafter.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out her husband's old Army pistol and decided to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken anyway.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to her family, she called her doctor's office to ask just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart would be just below the left breast."
Later that afternoon, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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