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    A small Indian boy asked his father;

    Father, I notice that the white boys have names like Bill, Davy, Chester and so on. We Indian boys have names like Running Elk, Raging Bear and Big Tree and so on. Why?

    The father replied, the White men names are after someone whom they know while the Indian fathers name their young after the first thing they see after conception. Does that answer your question Burning Rubber?
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    A guy goes into a barber shop for a shave. The barber puts two small balls in his mouth, so that the customer’s cheeks are filled-out and he can give a closer shave.

    After he’s finished shaving the guy, the customer says, "Wow, that’s one of the best shaves I’ve ever had; but tell me, what do you do if one of your customers accidentally swallows the balls?"

    The barber replies, "That’s never a problem. I always get them back the next day."
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    This made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticcrusader View Post
    This made me laugh.
    And this was where? A back piece?
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    That's great. I bet the boys in prison really loved it.
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    I got a free joke when I bought lemonade from some kids with a stand. I'm easily amused..

    What does the mermaid wash her scales with?


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    Hahaha!


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