how about sharing some good family friendly jokes? I will get started, and it's even forum related!
What did one razor say to the other?
- wow you are looking sharp today
I know, I know...
If you have one that's better share it here!
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how about sharing some good family friendly jokes? I will get started, and it's even forum related!
What did one razor say to the other?
- wow you are looking sharp today
I know, I know...
If you have one that's better share it here!
Sadly, I don't know any clean jokes.:confused:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
What is a ghost's favourite food? A sand-witch.
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? The footprints in the jello.
Why do doctors recommend you do not eat Christmas decorations? Because you'll get tinsel-itus.
Why did the octopus blush? Because the sea weed.
James.
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint its toenails red.
I thought elephant in the fridge was footprints in the butter?
what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
two cannibals in a forest are eating a clown, the one says to the other,"does this taste funny to you?"
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is laying in front of a door?
-Matt
what is the same man is floating in a pool?
-Bob
The OP said clean jokes not ancient history stuff. The last time I heard some of these I think it was Henny Youngman who told them and he's been dead for 20 years.
Har har.
This one is probably pushing it a little, but I remember my nieces and nephews loved it when they were 5 or 6.
What do you call a man with 20 rabbits shoved up his butt? Warren.
James.
What is the name of two guys with no arms and legs standing each side of a window?
- Kurt and Rod
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is lying beside a hole in the ground?
- Doug
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that lying inside a hole in the ground?
- Phil
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs stuck to the wall?
- Art