That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce. Several short saps stole six sauce sachets, so, simple Simon sampled some sardines. "So savory" said Simon, seductively sucking six sardines simultaneously! Sadly, Simon's sibling, sister Sadie, swiftly swept some smelly sweat shop swill, slopping said swill successfully! "Suppose said swill, sans sardines, should start swearing soulfully," said Simon, sarcastically.
Fortunately Father Francis found four frankfurters furiously fornicating fowl. Foul, fowl forgo filial fornication, forsooth!