I have a cure for the common cold, flu, etc

I have a cure that would rid the planet of the common cold, flu and other such contagious diseases:

Every human on the planet simply has to avoid all contact with other humans at the same time for a period of several weeks. Gone!

I didn't say the cure was realistic!

It's on my mind because I have a stupidly irritating head cold.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

At first sign of being stuffy or getting that thing in your throat start taking these, worked extremely well for me past 4 to 5 years.
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Originally Posted by ChrisL

I have a cure that would rid the planet of the common cold, flu and other such contagious diseases:

Every human on the planet simply has to avoid all contact with other humans at the same time for a period of several weeks. Gone!

I didn't say the cure was realistic!

It's on my mind because I have a stupidly irritating head cold.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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I work in a small room with HEPA filtered air, but it does no good at all when you work with people that culturally don't believe in covering their mouths when they cough or sneeze, nor have any compunction about doing either right into your face.

I've never had a cold. I've never known anyone else that can say that. I do get a flu at rare intervals.

I feel ya Chris..

I thought I had missed another one that the wife brought home, but Nope :( hit me hard yesterday..
First time in over 3 years..

My wife works with little kids and starting in October it's one long cold with her. Usually I don't catch them but this year I did and I was sick as a dog for almost three weeks.

Since my wife retired from teaching, I have had only one cold and nothing else. Pretty good for four years.

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Originally Posted by thebigspendur

My wife works with little kids and starting in October it's one long cold with her. Usually I don't catch them but this year I did and I was sick as a dog for almost three weeks.

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Nelson: I think the election wore down your immune system...:shrug:

Just for info :)

Wives will NOT chop wood for the stove when you are sick

Swinging an axe while on Nyquil is not fun

Just thought I would enlighten you guys from the couch :p

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Originally Posted by gssixgun

Just for info :)

Wives will NOT chop wood for the stove when you are sick

Swinging an axe while on Nyquil is not fun

Just thought I would enlighten you guys from the couch :p

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This just made me snort my drink through my nose.

Had my first one in a long time right after I landed in Boston on Tuesday. A little better now thankfully but now the wife has it too.

Am I the only person who is aware of the cure for a common cold?

SEX!!! :)


True. Honest...

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Originally Posted by JOB15

Am I the only person who is aware of the cure for a common cold?

SEX!!! :)


True. Honest...

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Yea! My uncle told me years ago the best way to cure a cold was take a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand, a hot blooded woman in the other, take them both to bed and sweat it out..............

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Originally Posted by JOB15

Am I the only person who is aware of the cure for a common cold?

SEX!!! :)


True. Honest...

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That only works as a temporary cure, 3 or 4 hours at best...

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Originally Posted by DoughBoy68

Yea! My uncle told me years ago the best way to cure a cold was take a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand, a hot blooded woman in the other, take them both to bed and sweat it out..............

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I heard that back in the 70s.

I don't drink, so does that mean I should use 2 hot women? :rock: