Just found this on Drudge. Has to be at least a close runner up, if not a winner...
http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/08/02/news/stem.php
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Just found this on Drudge. Has to be at least a close runner up, if not a winner...
http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/08/02/news/stem.php
maybe you should reconsider...
http://mordi.weblogg.no/images/willy..._070846383.jpg
Reminds me of an infamous cricket commentator's line some years ago: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willie."
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My Mom dated a guy in High School named Zerkyle Funkhouser. Thank god my Dad came along.
Well, there's Orangejello (Or-ahn-jeh-lo) and his brother Lemonjello (Le-mahn-jeh-lo). No, I'm not kidding.
my collegue's wife is a midwife and she had this kid born on her shift that was named Eminem... :thinking:
what are they thinking? :shrug:
I feel sorry for Mr Ufuk Uras. :roflmao
http://www.turkishdailynews.com.tr/a...?enewsid=78467
there was a lawfirm in town named "Seaman & Creamer"
I can't imagine what the thid name would be if they added a named parther.:w
they never heard the end of it, and it has since been renamed.
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Originally Posted by Steelforge
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Originally Posted by mhailey
Seaman, Creamer & Jizz
-you're welcome
-whatever
-Lou
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Originally Posted by scarface
There are ads on the telly over here at the moment for Naval Seaman Officers....I know the Navy has a glorious tradition, but I'm not sure whether saying that job title out loud in an advert is all that conducive to recruitment.Quote:
Originally Posted by mhailey
James.
I have a friend named Dick Beaune.
Many years ago when I worked for the INS and was handling Citizenship applications a guy walked in and the first words out of his mouth was I want to change my name. As I recall he was from Poland and his first name was Jerko.
Jerker is not an uncommon name in Sweden. Other names from Scandinavia which might amuse our English speaking friends are Odd, Urban and Love.
I read somewhere (I think Freakonomics) about a man who named his first son Winner and then had a second son, who was named Loser. Winner went on to become a petty criminal going in and out of jail, Loser became a fireman (or possibly police) and called Lou by his coworkers.
Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit.
Moon Unit Zappa.....you'd HAVE to grow up hard with that one.
....she turned out nice, though!
-whatever
-Lou
EDIT: I just re-read the original link....Woo Suk Hwang.....wow, I think that one still takes the cake.
And his son Dweezil. Those gotta be up there near the top of the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by scarface
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during my bikeride I found another one yesterday. It was on one of those signs in a garden announcing the birth of: "Diesel" :confused:
I had a professor for an introductory Physics at UNC-Chapel Hill. His name was Richard Superfine, but he went by Rick for rather obvious reasons. Heh heh.
When I was a paramedic student doing my Labor & Delivery rotations in the hospital we had a young girl who'd just delivered her first (of what is destined to be many I'm afraid) child. Little girl (the baby, not the mother, LOL).
The nurse called up to the front desk to tell the admin person to tell the family that she was fine and they could come see her once the placenta was delivered...
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That's right. The next words out of the girl's mouth were (and I kid you not): "That would make a great name!"
Fortunately for little Placenta we were able to discourage her.
Here are a bunch of cringe worthy names.
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Originally Posted by Steelforge
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Smithers_1.png
"He's doing eighty years on an opium bust. I never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly."
Here is one I could never figure out: The male first name 'Hyman.'
And, I kid you not, I worked with a man once whose last name was 'Yankoff.'
- Michael
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Originally Posted by scarface
When I was on the beat in Baltimore, a citizen was arrested named Nosmo King Jones. It seems his mom was waiting for a room in the hospital and felt that some of the information posted on the walls would make a fine name for her newborn, especially whaen the notice was spread across double swinging doors. Apparently, it was a busy night, as I am guessing she never saw both doors closed at once....that, or it was the epidural....
Nosmo King = No Smoking
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Greg
When I was in college (1st year I think), there was a kid whose last name was 'sperm'.
And a woman friend of my mine has the last name 'tits'
We play this game at dinner parties alot - what is the funniest name of a real person that you know. Mine is Janet Crapster, an architect I used to work with, she was pretty and single, if it were me I would have gotten married asap! MY wifes is Fatty Mansauer. We were at a dinner party with a friend who works for the passport agency, she said they have a collection of photocopies ther of some real doozies. I cant remember any right now, but needless to say -- she won.
The winner gets a Dorko razor ... :w
I used to know a guy named Pietre Wonderlick... :p