An Opportunity

As you all know it seems like every so many months someone seems to come out with a new DE Razor that is advertised the best shave in the world.

So a few of my friends and I had a meeting and mulled this over and we decided to take the plunge. Each of us has different areas of expertise. One guy is a weapons dude and another is an Industrial Engineer and another is a metals guy. So, after going back and forth we came up with a design and actually made a prototype. It looks nothing like the real thing because it's just basic fabricated metal. Once we go into production we will be selling the razor anodized in a multitude of colors for you to pick. We may also offer DLC for the ultimate in long term wear resistance.

We haven't decided on a price yet but this is a really special product. We will be making it in solid depleted Uranium. Now I know what you be thinking, that's heavy stuff. That's the beauty. It can be machined on laser machining and because of its strength can be made really thin so it weighs not much more than a Titanium Product. We considered an adjustable razor but decided to ditch the adjustable hardware and we could put a miniature laser detector (similar to what dyson uses on their vacuums) so you will immediately know your face has gotten the closest shave with minimal passes. Any stubble will light up and be obvious.

So I'm sure you want to help us by investing in this project and if you have read this far you have probably guessed tomorrow is April Fools day.