Originally Posted by
icedog
Okay, I confess. I have a deep seated hatred for hairy balloons. When I see a hairy balloon I can't help mysellf, I must shave it. All my life I've been on self appointed hairy balloon patrol (HBP). This time of year in New England we have many parades and celebrations. At these festive events there are always balloon vendors. In Italian these people are known as fornitore dell'aerostato. You should hear the balloons scream when I apply my crappiest bay rums. To quote the great doctor Hannibal Lecter, "Have the balloons stopped screaming Clarice?"