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find you inter pirate
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Look Who's A Pirate!http://stupidstuff.org/source/taf1.gif
You Are:
Black Morty Rackham
(formerly known as )
Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets. http://stupidstuff.org/source/pirate01.jpg
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This is mine!
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I don't need any silly websites to find my inner pirate. I am the Commodore of Holli4Pirating; I am the Holli4Pirate.
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:roflmao:roflmao
You have super hearing and can remove bottle caps with your teeth, but you can't boil water successfuly or tell time. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. You like crotchless leather underwear a bit too much. If you could cloud men's minds we'd all be in trouble. You also use your X-Ray vision to ogle guy's crotches in the grocery store. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at the stock market. Your super-butt looks good in Spandex and you love wearing thongs, you sex-machine. http://www.stupidstuff.org/source/pirate03.jpg
Thanks Doc!:D
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Pirate is a Bandit of the sea, no?
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You Are:
Mighty Ripper
(formerly known as AJ)
You enjoy ravishing young maidens so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!
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Well, after seeing how funny these are, I thought I'd give it a shot:
Butch the Wicked
Your ship is so drenched with blood that people think it's a Mardi Gras float. This is okay because it means that the women, err, we mean "wenches" will often lift up their shirts as ye sail by. And you thought pirating had no career benefits!
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ARRRRGHHHH!!!!!Because you're a pirate through and through, you wear 'Arrrrgyle' socks, your favorite food is 'Arrrrrtichokes', and your favorite actress is 'Arrrrrrty Shaw'. Your favorite subject in school was 'Arrrrrrrrt', and if you had to pick another job, it would be an 'Arrrrrrchitect
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I am Red Stefan.
Your ship is so drenched with blood that people think it's a Mardi Gras float. This is okay because it means that the women, err, we mean "wenches" will often lift up their shirts as ye sail by. And you thought pirating had no career benefits!
http://stupidstuff.org/source/pirate10.jpg
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This one is almost right... I'll correct it right away! :)
You Are:
The Butcher
(formerly known as Francisco)
Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your beard over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"
The correction:
You Are:
The Butcher "the Wade"
(formerly known as Francisco)
Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and shave over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!" :D
Much better!!
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I am Captain Cannibal:
Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.
http://stupidstuff.org/source/pirate11.jpg
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Said in a traditional Pirates voice. "Aarrrrrgg. The wood in the mornin is the hardest wood of all and Lassie you are going to walk the plank you are. Aarrrrrgg."
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http://stupidstuff.org/source/pirate06.jpg
You Are:
One-Eyed Thor
(formerly known as Alexander)
Landlubbers quake in fear when you draw near, mainly because you'll keelhaul anyone, anytime, anyplace, just for the fun of it. If there aren't any keels to be hauled then you'll whip out your cutlass and hack off a few arms just to keep in practice. Heck, it's better than working at the shoe store.
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Mad Mary?????????
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You Are:
Mad Mary
(formerly known as Tony) </center>
Your fearsome beard and grizzly would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop.
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