Don't worry...the experts have spoken.

Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

These are the same scientists who discredit globla climate change.

Or, if you're one of "them..." these guys wrote the science behind Al Gore's book.
Whatever...it's the Onion.

well of course razor clawed crabs are no threat.



unless they capture the swaty and coticule factories, and then we're proper ****ed.

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Originally Posted by jockeys

unless they capture the swaty and coticule factories, and then we're proper ****ed.

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We can always throw water faucets at them.

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Originally Posted by sparq

We can always throw water faucets at them.

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:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

We just need to hide out in a Kohler factory, right?