Drunk badger

Well actually shaving is a bit cruel! (For the blade, too)
But you could just pull out enough for a brush and be really careful not to leave bald spots.
They could get angry about them when they are sober again. :roflmao
I do see the diarrhea as a problem though.

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Originally Posted by Joeman

I would pay money to watch someone "attempt" to shave a drunk badger. That, I imagine, would be quite entertaining.

Joe

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How about when he is hung over??

That's almost as bad as a drunk German Shepard in the middle of the road [not the dog, a real German Shepard].

bj

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Originally Posted by Stagehand

How about when he is hung over??

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Even better! :)

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Originally Posted by 2Sharp

That's almost as bad as a drunk German Shepard in the middle of the road [not the dog, a real German Shepard].

bj

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Video? That sounds like a classic!

Joe

Hiya,

I'm surprised no one from the Uk mentioned that famous English shaving shanty. Yeah, it's called "What shall we do with the drunken badger", and is sung at many Bar Mitvahs I believe.

What, no Jewish shavers here? How about a moil?

I'm glad to contribute something to this thread,
Martin

Remember we're doing this for a profit, so we must sing really nicely! ;)