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This all reminds me of a scene in a book I am reading -- one of Tim Dorsey's Serge Storms books (for those in the know).
For those who don't know, Serge Storms is a "lovable psychopath" (sort of) who has a very active imagination.
Serge decided to wear a fake blue tooth on his ear so people around him don't freak out as he goes around town talking to himself.