Why I married my wife.

Yes I have had the sex freaks and the cheerleaders...and had a lot of fun in my life....but I married my wife because I feel like she saves me whenever I am hurting. Unlike most girls I know who need a man who is a rock...she is also my rock....she doesnt just hug me...she holds and supports me and picks me up when I fall down (which happens often)....and even when she thinks I am nuts she still loves and tries to understand me....ok and she is hot, even in jeans and an oversized tshirt.

Here are some pics and video of our honeymoon check out the shark video if nothing else.

http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f165/CherylPM/

Great pics JL, thanks for sharing.

My wife is my best friend. She has stood by me through some very very difficult times. Married for 22yrs which ain't bad in this day and age.

Gary

JL,

You are a very fortunate guy.....:)
May you and your wife watch your
first grandson shave with a straight.


Year 2050....

Grandpa Josh - Yeah I remember when a tub of
Trumpers only cost $30.00 and get this a TI
with Horn Scaleswent for.......


Terry

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JL,

You are a very fortunate guy.....:)
May you and your wife watch your
first grandson shave with a straight.


Year 2050....

Grandpa Josh - Yeah I remember when a tub of
Trumpers only cost $30.00 and get this a TI
with Horn Scaleswent for.......


Terry

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LOLOL HAHA :D

I'm in the process of a major upgrade from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0 (well I deinstalled wife 1.0 several years ago). 2.0 is definitely a serious upgrade though, she treats me with respect and dignity, she's playful, she's smart (smarter than I am although she argues the other way around) and most importantly she's someone who doesn't drag me down but instead lifts me up and inspires me.

Biggest failing of wife 2.0... she dragged me down and belittled me constantly. I was too far gone to see it though, and let her poison my self-esteem to the point where it damn near tore me apart before I finally came to my senses.

-- Gary F.

Gary you need to install straightrazor V.2.1 and beer V4.0. As a special upgrade you can add no-nag V9.6.

Gary

You guys sure look like you're having a nice time in those pics JL, and you look great together.

I met my wife while we were playing Romeo & Juliet together. On our opening night I was running around getting gifts and cards in order so I hadn't had enough to eat and then proceeded to drink after the show at the opening night party. At the end of the night she literally picked me up off the floor, took me home and put me in my bed and all I heard in the morning was "Are you feeling any better?" I figured that was a good sign, but a week later we walked into an unknown bar for a quick beer and a pint. As I was doing the classy thing looking about the bar for a nice table she says, "Do you want to just sit at the bar?" and THEN ... just as we are putting our buts on a couple of stools she looks at the single malts and moans, "Ooo, Oban." This was when I first thought she could be the one.

X

I married my wife because she was young, beautiful, intelligent , Godly.

and also because she said she'd clean what I killed and would rather see me spend money on guns than jewelry :D :D

here she is with her 1911 45 cal 10 days before she gave me my first born
http://www.jhphotos.net/photos/graci.../humanlife.htm

JL,

You all make a cute couple. I hope you have a long and happy life together.

Ed

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I married my wife because she was young, beautiful, intelligent , Godly.

and also because she said she'd clean what I killed and would rather see me spend money on guns than jewelry :D :D

here she is with her 1911 45 cal 10 days before she gave me my first born
http://www.jhphotos.net/photos/graci.../humanlife.htm

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1911 the most perfect gun IMO...I have a customized springfield that I is my favorite, and my carry weapon...its a better shooter than I am thats for sure!

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I'm in the process of a major upgrade from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0 (well I deinstalled wife 1.0 several years ago).

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You might wanna try couple of beta versions, and some Release candidates before official release of v.2.00 ;)

Nenad

Married 26 years. To a really great person. She is my equal in all aspects. In fact one night she said to me that if she died I would get married again in a heartbeat. I told her No I never make the same mistake twice.:D. You see she also has a sense of humor which is why I can still sleep at night with my eyes closed.

Rich,
You're a lucky guy. I just passed the 14 year mark and the only real question I have concerning marriage is how has she put up with me for this long. I really think she gets a kick out of all of my obsessions; she is more likely to bring up my straight razor affliction than I am in conversations with our friends. This is not to say she does not get exasperated at times...just a couple of days ago, right after I got delivery of an e-bay lot of 15 razors, she asked me something about collecting things. I of course did't see it coming and when off on a tangent about not understanding collections...if you're not going to use something why bother owning it? Then she asked how many razors one person could realistically use :shrug:. She too is a scientist, and unlike her husband, rarely opens her mouth without facts to back her up. She said something about my normal 13 razor rotation (stored in the bathroom) and the 43 additional ones in various stages of restoration. I knew better than to question her numbers, especially since she was probably only counting the ones that were on the bar (where I hone) and on my workbench. I was at a loss for words (I know that's hard to believe), she just laughed and let it go.

Ain't life grand?

Ed

Ed,
tell her it's an investment.
Stock markets may plummet and the world end up in chaos.
But men will always need to shave :D

Redwoood

P.S. my girlfriend laughed at me when I used this argument, I wonder why... :shrug:

Ed,

My wife I think tries not to see how many I have. She usually just shakes her head and says nothing..:D Oh well.

I told my wife that my collection of choppers would come in handy for lopping off heads the next time the zombies attacked. For some reason she didn't ask any more questions.

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I told my wife that my collection of choppers would come in handy for lopping off heads the next time the zombies attacked. For some reason she didn't ask any more questions.

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The only time mine stops asking questions is when I have my 1911 in hand....go figure.

My wife's got a 1911 (Kimber) of her own, so that just changes the conversation to firearms instead of razors. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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The only time mine stops asking questions is when I have my 1911 in hand....go figure.

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So a 9mm won't do it for her?

Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Redwoood

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So a 9mm won't do it for her?

Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Redwoood

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I dont use anything less than a .45.... I have a .454 but thats an overkill unless I feel like plinking truck engine blocks or brick walls lol...