Can I say 'obscene'? Can I call them obscene? I'm going to say 'crass' and 'tacky' as well...
We had a little trip up the Murray River a few years ago with my brother and sister in law, one of the best times of my life. I kept reminding everyone I'd done four and a half months on HMAS Westralia, the biggest ship in the Australian navy, and had driven it, so should be in charge (clearly). Here are some memories:
My brother casually gliding along. We spent a lot of time grinding along the side of other craft as we tried to reverse out of 'parking spots'
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Me, donned in old army hat, expertly navigating the reaches (envisioning 'Apocalypse Now')
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