Halt In The Name Of The Queen's Justice!

Police investigate massive maple syrup theft - Yahoo! News

I know!! I heard that on the news this morning and thought "This has to be the most Canadian crime EVER!"

Only in Canada.:)

I know a pint is expensive on the grocery store shelf ..... but how are the perpetrators going to unload 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup ? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by JimmyHAD

I know a pint is expensive on the grocery store shelf ..... but how are the perpetrators going to unload 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup ? :shrug:

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i guess they'll be "stuck" with it.

What's next? Where will this end??

Please tell me someone has secured the strategic hockey stick stockpile! Imagine if they got to that as well... it... it's just too terrible to comprehend.

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Originally Posted by Cangooner

What's next? Where will this end??

Please tell me someone has secured the hockey stick stockpile! Imagine if they got to that as well... it... it's just too terrible to comprehend.

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"somebody lock up the pucks!!!"

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Originally Posted by JimmyHAD

I know a pint is expensive on the grocery store shelf ..... but how are the perpetrators going to unload 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup ? :shrug:

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Someone somewhere has hijacked a convoy of trucks hauling pancake mix. Solve that one, and you'll find the culprits.

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Originally Posted by Cangooner

Someone somewhere has hijacked a convoy of trucks hauling pancake mix. Solve that one, and you'll find the culprits.

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I always thought betty crocker was rather shifty...

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Originally Posted by JimmyHAD

I know a pint is expensive on the grocery store shelf ..... but how are the perpetrators going to unload 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup ? :shrug:

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Easy: They'll sell it to the Chinese, who'll re-sell it to the Europeans! They refuse to use the phoney-baloney "pancake syrups" that American commercial-food interests sell us, with its high-fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors.

I buy Grade "B" maple syrup, and love the taste... you will, too.