You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Fresh off the mean streets of Port St. Lucie. Safety Tip: Keep the muzzle of the weapon pointed away from your man tackle...Duh!
Michael Smeriglio Accidentally Shoots Own Penis, Testicle; Friend Arrested On Drug Charge

At least his chances at breeding has been significantly hindered.:p

Don't shave naked is all I have to say....

I've hunted and target practiced all my life and to this day I cannot understand how someone could accidently shoot themselves...you know the round end with the little hole is the dangerous part, don't point it at yourself or anyone else for that matter...

If you have a deficit of grey matter anything is possible.

*speechless* :dropjaw:

But the thread title said "You'll shoot your eye out" ...... oh waiit, now I get it, the one-eyed-wonder-worm.... yeah, it makes sense now...sorry

I was surrounded by guns in rural North Carolina growing up-No such thing as a gun accident where I'm from. The kid doesn't look all that bright, to be honest.

Hey GI-What is up with Floridians anyway? A lot of crazy stuff happens down there; maybe it's the heat.

That fellow could benefit from learming the isreali draw...

Penis shootings, helping to get drugs off the streets one moron at a time.

Looks like he's the sort deserving of such small miracles. I'm with Thesus on this one.


Mick

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Originally Posted by ScoutHikerDad

I was surrounded by guns in rural North Carolina growing up-No such thing as a gun accident where I'm from. The kid doesn't look all that bright, to be honest.

Hey GI-What is up with Floridians anyway? A lot of crazy stuff happens down there; maybe it's the heat.

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It's a Pasco/St. Lucie County thing. Believe me, nobody down here in Palm Beach Country would ever do something like that guy!

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Originally Posted by ScoutHikerDad

I was surrounded by guns in rural North Carolina growing up-No such thing as a gun accident where I'm from. The kid doesn't look all that bright, to be honest.

Hey GI-What is up with Floridians anyway? A lot of crazy stuff happens down there; maybe it's the heat.

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My brother used to live in North Carolina, he said up there we were known as Floridiots :)

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Originally Posted by JBHoren

It's a Pasco/St. Lucie County thing. Believe me, nobody down here in Palm Beach Country would ever do something like that guy!

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You mean POLK county, not Pasco. I live in Pasco, for the most part, it's God's waiting room with a spattering of middle aged refugees from New Yorker, New Jersey and Boston. Polk county on the other hand, is nothing but Meth Labs and child molesters.

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Originally Posted by 1OldGI

My brother used to live in North Carolina, he said up there we were known as Floridiots :)

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I'm also from the western mountains of NC (Asheville), and still get up there all the time to camp and fish. When Florida transplants from up North move back "halfway" to the mountains of NC (and drive real estate prices through the roof!), the locals call them "half-backs." There are entire communities and regions up there where the locals, working class and poor many of them, have been driven out by this phenomenon.

He used the wrong kinda bore snake :eek: