What to get her for Xmas

...not sure why I find this so funny. Only (mildly) offensive.
:w

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Sh*! Too late I paid out for a cell phone for her.

I heard these make great gifts for the following occasions, other than Xmas:
1) Birthdays
2) Any night
3) Anniversaries
4) Lazy weekend afternoons
6) Trips :D