Five Guests for Your New Years Eve Party...

Five guests for your New Years eve party, dead or alive (you can stipulate the year you 'take' them)...

My son and I came up with this so far...

Me "I think we said Andy Warhol, Eddie Vedder, That Guy From RATM, Arnold and Einstein"

Son "maybe no arnie."

Son "i still think Houdini for the entertainment, as well as Robert Downey Jr."

Me "Yes, Houdini maybe, but what about that mime guy?"

Me "That French guy?"

Me (again) "Or what about someone from South America? You have to have someone from South America. One smart person (to act as adjudicator; or Judge, whatever the case may be) one musician at least (or if you can't get another musician an additional poet) one drunkard (but not more than one) and someone who knows someone who gets the drugs. And Bo Derek. Not that lady from Terminator, she's a bit intimidating..."

I'd want to know the kind of party before deciding between Maria Ozawa and Stephen Fry.

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Originally Posted by Tierdaen

I'd want to know the kind of party before deciding between Maria Ozawa and Stephen Fry.

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I just Googled the Maria lady; I think she can stay at home, we don't want to tempt Arnie too much...

Benjamin Franklin, Heidi Klum, Stan Rogers, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, and Grapes (Don Cherry).

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Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

Benjamin Franklin, Heidi Klum, Stan Rogers, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, and Grapes (Don Cherry).

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Wouldn't Ben be a little boring?

Ben was a friggin' party animal! He was the toast of Paris whilst attempting to secure French support during the American Rebellion. Quite the ladies man as well!

Well your all welcome at my place. David Gilmore is going to be playing acoustic and singing most of the night and Sandra Bullock will be tending bar and making people smile. President Kennedy will be discussing how to bring America back to greatness with Machio Kako showing how we can become free from oil dependence within one year. Just don't bother me because I won't be able to think let alone speak with Bridget Fonda sitting in my lap.

Did I go to far? A list just seemed so boring.

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Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

Ben was a friggin' party animal! He was the toast of Paris whilst attempting to secure French support during the American Rebellion. Quite the ladies man as well!

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Oh, he always struck me as boring. Not sure if we need any presidents, though, and Dave can play guitar, but NO SINGING!! Not sure about that Fonda lady, although her and Andy Warhol would get along like a house on fire.

Oh! By the way! Eddie said he's bringing his ukulele!

Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Barry Soetoro.

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Originally Posted by Wullie

Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Barry Soetoro.

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OK I think we can scrap the first four, goodness, it's a PARTY!!! Who is Barry, and will he talk to Arnie? Someone has to talk to Arnie, otherwise he'll start doing tricks in the pool and scare the kids...

Just Googled Barry. He's out. I'm not entirely sure who he is but he could be another president.

Gotta tell the guys at the door NO PRESIDENTS!!!

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Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Just Googled Barry. He's out. I'm not entirely sure who he is but he could be another president.

Gotta tell the guys at the door NO PRESIDENTS!!!

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So cash bribes for gate-crashing are out, eh?

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Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

So cash bribes for gate-crashing are out, eh?

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Look, this is a respectable gathering. We don't want any frozen wasteland shenanigans, unless it involves some kind of drinking game...

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Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

OK I think we can scrap the first four, goodness, it's a PARTY!!! Who is Barry, and will he talk to Arnie? Someone has to talk to Arnie, otherwise he'll start doing tricks in the pool and scare the kids...

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He's the guy that the other four would tell to bring their drinks.

It would be interesting to hear him explain to those guys what a mess he inherited as Emperor of the US.

I am probably being influenced by Carl's first post but my initial reaction since I am the first born and a son from a line as far back as I know would be to have my father, my grandfather, my great grandfather, etc. until I got 5.

Then I got thinking!:D As much as I miss them I knew the first 2 of the 5 and history back to the 4th.

How about every 50th grand father or even 100th. We wouldn't solve any world problems and I would have to learn a few new languages but it would be interesting.

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Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Just Googled Barry. He's out. I'm not entirely sure who he is but he could be another president.

Gotta tell the guys at the door NO PRESIDENTS!!!

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It's MY party, I'll invite whoever I want. :p

I'll add Harriet Tubman to the list so we can sneak some banned guests in.

John Lennon, Jerry Garcia, Neil Young, Jimi Hendrix and Socrates. Because after I have a great New Year's Eve guitar jam, I'll be good and drunk and want to get philosophical.

All you need for a nice, drunken New Years is Hemmingway and Churchill. Would definitly be interesting.

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Originally Posted by Wullie

It's MY party, I'll invite whoever I want. :p

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Oh, OK, if you want to get all precious about it. Me an Arnie are going to the local pub, I think Andy is coming too but it's hard to tell...

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Originally Posted by Sig84

John Lennon, Jerry Garcia, Neil Young, Jimi Hendrix and Socrates. Because after I have a great New Year's Eve guitar jam, I'll be good and drunk and want to get philosophical.

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+1 on So Crates.

Friedrich Nietzsche, Raquel Welch, Robert Pirsig, Henry David Thoreau, Frederick Douglas or Abraham Lincoln. If all the guys are bores, I'll still have Raquel to look at.

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Originally Posted by ScoutHikerDad

Friedrich Nietzsche, Raquel Welch, Robert Pirsig, Henry David Thoreau, Frederick Douglas or Abraham Lincoln. If all the guys are bores, I'll still have Raquel to look at.

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Henry might just go on about how much it cost him to buy the food that he fed the horse to pull the wagon that he rode on to get there, but in a lyrical way... Not sure myself about Abe, might have to Google him...

Anyway, we need to get ready for the next party, which of course is Australia Day, so....

Five guests for Australia day?

Australia Day?
-Carl
-Jimbo
-Auntie Jimbo
-Mick R
-Michelle Jenneke Michelle Jenneke Dancing Sexy as Hell at Junior World Championships in Barcelona 2012 - YouTube

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Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Oh, OK, if you want to get all precious about it. Me an Arnie are going to the local pub, I think Andy is coming too but it's hard to tell...

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I seriously doubt that Barry would want to be seen in public with the likes of the rest of our party.:rofl2:

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Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Anyway, we need to get ready for the next party, which of course is Australia Day, so....

Five guests for Australia day?

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Carl

Captain Arthur Phillip

Dame Nellie Melba

Errol Flynn

Sir Douglas Mawson

Emma Thompson, Mark Twain, Basho, A.J Foyt, Groucho Marx

Kim Novak, Ben Franklin, Ernest Hemingway, Jesus Christ, Mark Twain.

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Originally Posted by Wullie

It's MY party, I'll invite whoever I want. :p

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I'd bring a case of Gentleman Jack to that one. Um No kids right ?

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Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Kim Novak, Ben Franklin, Ernest Hemingway, Jesus Christ, Mark Twain.

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Better have a fire extinguisher on hand I think at least one of your guests would spontaneously catch on fire in the presence of the other one.

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Originally Posted by 10Pups

Better have a fire extinguisher on hand I think at least one of your guests would spontaneously catch on fire in the presence of the other one.

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Why would you think that? Is there a precedence for this? ;)

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Originally Posted by 10Pups

Better have a fire extinguisher on hand I think at least one of your guests would spontaneously catch on fire in the presence of the other one.

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I could see Twain and Hemingway dukin' it out. My $$$'s on Twain: Hemingway was a pantywaist --a "general" in the Resistance (yeah right!).

Yalls lists are boring!! Its new years for crying out loud! That means a party!

My List:
Jenna Jameson (from 15 years ago)
Jenna Haze
Lexi Belle
Krystal Steal
Sophie Dee

Now thats a party right there... :rock:

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Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Why would you think that? Is there a precedence for this? ;)

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Well that was my first thought. 2nd thought is * all would be forgiven.*

Winston Churchill
Patton
Davey Crockett
R Lee Ermey
Rasputin

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Originally Posted by scap99

Winston Churchill
Patton
Davey Crockett
R Lee Ermey
Rasputin

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Not bad, I'm thinking about an hour in to festivities I'll probably try to bum a cigar off of Winnie. Patton would have some as well. Not sure about that Crockett fellow, and I'll be asking him to leave his gun at the door. Not sure who R Lee is, but Rasputin is welcome, it's always good to have at least one mad person...

I think ermey is the old gunny sergeant on the history or military channel. i'm not sure i'm getting it about the twain/hemingway/jesus party. hemingway would collapse drunk in a corner, but i could see twain and jesus going toe to toe.