You Can't Make this Stuff Up

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I've said it before and I'll now say it again, "Wow...Just...Wow!"

I can not count that high...I only have two hands...I think I have been cheated!!!

Thanks for the laugh. It's pretty bad when a store has to make the policy so plain that even a moron could understand it. I have to admit that when I'm at the grocery store for a couple things and there's some idiot in front of me with 25 items in the "9 items or less line" I feel like I'm gonna snap. But the stores let these people get away with it, so why wouldn't they?

On the bright side, at least they aren't using 'less' when they really mean 'fewer'. That's one of life's little annoyances for pedants like your truly. :banghead:

But other than that... Holy Dinah! There's not a whole lot of faith in one's customers there!

Been there done that, standing there with all my purchases in one hand and the people in front of me in the express lane have a week's worth of groceries then have to find a credit card that isn't maxed out.

@Cangooner: I also obsess about things like that. "Irregardless" and hearing someone who says "you know what I'm saying?" every third or fourth word absolutely makes me livid!

Just reminded me of this
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I work in retail and have worked grocery in the past. That sign is brilliant and well needed(and kind of sad).

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