BLASPHEMER - Beat him with a stick and send him on his way - then have your boy into counselling ASAP
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BLASPHEMER - Beat him with a stick and send him on his way - then have your boy into counselling ASAP
Just have it mysteriously disappear. Or superglue it to his toothbrush :D
The first step is clearly an echidna before we go all out on the wombats; everything must run its course...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cangooner
If you have raised him right, you don't have to worry!
"Give me a child for for his first seven years and I'll give you the man"
your brother is going to need a lot of tough love, start with warming a latigo strop across his backside. once the strop is limbered up re-explain the rules of the house. only then can you reinforce the rule with the application of the echidna.
"converting an infidel requires careful planning and a strong steady arm" (Saladin). :)
as for the boy although he may have been shocked, perhaps even horror-stuck, just remind him that you love him and that you had hoped to always have kept him shielded from such abominations and give him a dollar.
For yourself be thankful it was not an electric shaver... the sight of them has been known to cause heart failure.
enjoy,
jim
Just throw him out (and that filth along with him), i know he's family but there is a line that he has clearly crossed. The nerve bringing something like that into anothers house without asking.
Or show him all the replies here so he knows how bad of a thing he has done
Make him write 1000 times- I am very sorry I insulted you like that. I will never do that again. I hate Gillette.
Use it in the kitchen as a food grater.
Come in while he is shaving one day and have a hazmat suit on. Use tongs and take it out to a fire in the back yard where you can dispose of that .... Thing ...
Or you can just keep referring to it as " the abomination" and performing a cross in front of you every time you say it. Either way, I think he will get the idea.
Burn him...He's a witch !!!