I had some tools in the workshop together with others, mine with a bright yellow ribbon painted on (since the Army yellow striped stuff appeals to me).
One of the other guys sort of lost his head and suddenly said that it was his tools.
I pointed out the yellow stripes but he said he always paint them like that too.
I thought I might end that discussion fast by scraping away some paint and show him that underneath the paint was my name...
NO, the idiot still said it was his, and that he writes MY name on his tools!
He is gone now... don't ask but you won't meet him anywhere!