Originally Posted by
Razorfeld
Tom, you need an appreciative male descendant to will all those razors to. Albeit I am a bunch of years your senior, but the fact that I plan to live to at least 100 should not deter you from adopting me and placing me prominently in your will. I promise to care for them, oil them every year. Speak to them with kind words about their rescuer and benefactor on a monthly schedule. They will know for naught and I will allow conjugal visits between them and make sure that their shavette offspring find good homes.