Originally Posted by
MickR
Well I got to shave in relative peace and quiet as I kindly allowed the wife and kids to use my bathroom time to sort their crap out and get out of the house, which of course meant I had all morning to do as I damn well pleased with regards to shaving. So what better idea, than to take my time. This I did. Towards the end of the shave I thought the boss and youngest brat had returned early, but as I said, it was towards the end. It didn't matter. I went out to see what SWMBO was banging out in the back yard, only to see some dodgy looking workman. I watched him for a bit and saw that he was obviously the bloke that was supposed to call ahead when he was to come around to fix the pool filter. So I stood there not five feet from him and said, "Weren't you supposed to call first?" The chap almost jumped out of his skin, looked all around himself, before saying, "Shit! Where are you?" To which I replied, obviously, "Right in front of you!" He looked at me and jumped out of his skin again. And this without even one single razor cut on my face! How rude! I must admit, I can be a sneaky bugger when I want to be. I've had a bit of practice at that sort of thing.
After that my day was lack lustre and uneventful. I didn't give any of you blokes a thought, and couldn't have cared less! The End. :)
mick