I know your feelings, I can get items from the US, Bulgaria & the UK in anywhere from 1 to 5 weeks, just receive 2 razors from Chicago from different sellers, 1 took 10 days the other took 20 odd both came as international letters?
Then it also takes 5 days to get from Bathurst NSW & Perth WA to Central Qld going snail mail & 3 working days for overnight guaranteed WTF!