Keep yer chin up Adam...Never know what might still be hanging from the ceilin' :) What a bummer of a day you had huh. And now you got yerself an outside dunny too! Wanna look out the council don't see it. They banned those things in this city in the '60's you know. :)
All jokes aside, I hope you get a better run of luck real soon mate, sounds like you deserve it.
Mick