Originally Posted by
willy
Born and raised in Shanty town.
This is the proper way to cook and eat a Shanty town hot-dog.
1.Take hot-dog from fridge.
2.Fill a 2qt. pot half full with water
3.throw number of hot dogs you are going to eat + one into pan.
4.Take one raw hot-dog and tease family dog with it.(SIT UP-SHAKE HANDS ,AND WALK ON HIND LEGS) before giving it to him.
5.Bring hot-dogs to a boil (caution! don't let them boil to long or will they will split.)
6.Take hot-dog from water and place on -bread-(shanty town never had buns except for special occasions,like weddings and such)
7. Put mustard ,catsup and anything else you can find to pile on top(relish and onions work best)
8.Take extra hot-dog from boiling water and throw on floor and watch family dog attack it ,trying to eat it without getting burnt.(Make sure dad isn't anywhere close when you do this, or you may be the one eating the hot-dog on the floor)
9.Now pick up your shanty town hot-dog with all the toppings and fold the bread around it(If you used really shanty town bread it should break in half on bottom of hot-dog.
10.Upon taking your first bite a real shanty town hot-dog will explode in your hand dropping mustard, catsup and all other toppings down your hands arms and onto your cloths.
11.This is where you will stop laughing at the dog and more than likely without being able to help your self--blurt out a cuss word!
12.THIS IS THE TIME YOU DRAW YOUR SHOULDERS UP TO YOUR EARS WAITING FOR THE SMACK UP SIDE THE HEAD FROM YOUR MOM WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE BEHIND YOU TO HEAR YOU USE THAT FOUL WORD!
And to tell you to sit at the table when you are eating.
Well that's the secret to making and enjoying a Shanty Town hot-dog
I grew up on them and have the lumps to prove it!