Originally Posted by
crouton976
So, anyone hate their neighbors? Here is a list of things you can do to make that poor schmuck on the other side of the fence rue the day his precious "Fluffy" took a dump on your lawn...
1. Why not subscribe to any and all spam/junk mail subscriptions under his name and address?
2. If you have no fence between you, consider a "spite fence"... a few wooden stakes and roll of string is all it takes to clearly define your relationship.
3. Throwing handfuls of salt in his lawn will ensure that YOURS is the best looking one on the block (also, you can write your name, a message or just doodle with it). The effects only last as long as the ground remains untilled.
4. Repeat #1 above, though substitute "mail" for "telemarketing".
5. Set appointments with every plumber, electrician, painter, landscaper and flooring guy in town. At the same time. On the same day.
6. Sneak over at night and unscrew all of the light bulbs on their house just enough so they won't light.
7. Get creative!
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