Sorry gramps, my initial post was actually meant to be serious, Carl uses a wash stand and he is only 51, surely trying to prove it's not your fault is better than coming up with 100 ways to cure a problem before knowing if it is the shaving products, I know that I would never hear the end of it from certain family members if I didn't.
Anyway this wasn't supposed to be a confrontational post, so don't take it like that. I am off to find a wonder of nature to restore my faith in the world. But I still ain't letting you have my box of lawn!