RAD BAD DAD

If I knew a while ago that purchasing my first STR8 (Straight Razor) shaving Kit from SRD (Straight Razor Designs) would lead me to a RAD (Razor Acquisition Disorder) hobby instead of just the BBS (Baby Butt Smooth) shave I was looking for, I may have decided not to pursue the BAD (Brush Acquisition Disorder) or too often SAD (Strop or Soap Acquisition Disorder) change to my morning routine. Now I HAD (Hone Acquistion Disorder) better get to work since shaving has cured me of being MAD (Money Accumulation Disorder).